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- Title: Timewarped (or: In Defense of Harvey Weinstein)
- Author : F. Scott Weitz
- Release Date : January 10, 2020
- Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy,Books,Fiction & Literature,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 2550 KB
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[Timewarped by F. Scott Weitz] is a SyFy/ Western (with outrageously honest social commentary) for humans who feel (alien)ated by the 2party system…+ fervently believe that decriminalizing cocaine would spice up their sex lives.
[*The South has finally seceded + a Trump clone is back in power. *Will the little green f#ckers from Feckuckteh4 rise up to save the hour?] Read it! It's truly weird!
[A ‘must read’ for swing-state Jews (in the U.S.)]
(White folks: Keep an open mind – if you’re capable.)
(Black people: Keep the protest off the lawn. –Seriously; you’re scaring the neighbors.)
(Mexicans: Don’t be chismosos. My wife, Estellita, is very excitable.)
Frank Weitz
Vis-à-vis: Knee-jerk Liberals + Hardcore Conservatives:
*Knee-jerk (or ‘ultra’) liberals don’t think. They believe what the liberal media tells them to believe. They’re afraid to go beyond this. They’re educated - but impotent. And, they invariably kiss the butt they’re pointed at. This is not an effective way to get to either the truth or to what is truly best for every butt concerned – including the buttholes who aren’t concerned about anyone but themselves. Ultra-liberals not only ‘would’ f#ck up a free lunch – they already have f#cked up a free lunch. It’s called Welfare – and it’s made far too many people addicts of a subsistence living that breeds as much misery as it does crime.
*Hardcore conservatives don’t think. They accept what’s traditionally accepted. They’re clever - but calculating. True thought, to them, is anathema. And, they’re buttholes to boot. Their hearts are always in the far right (i.e. wrong) place. Their determinations make them, too often, insensible to the lack of sense they’re actually making. Hell, even taxing and spending is better than borrowing and living in denial. And, a handgun in my pocket and a shotgun in my bedroom are enough to make me feel fairly protected. I don’t need an automatic rifle; - and I personally don’t believe that either the grace of God or employing more police officers is going to keep me and/or mine safe. And, if you honestly think we can afford to police the entire world, then I think you better look at what your government has spent on our military recently – and stop waving that flag long enough to calculate the cost of sending another invasion force to the next country that pisses down our collective boot.
*Reject both of these so-called schools of thought …and actually think. The truth can set everybody free if we try to both do the right thing …and stay within the damn budget.* *Reject both parties.* *Then, break out the good sh#t …and party hearty!* *You know you have in the past – and you know your children are likely to do the same …so don’t make the laws too harsh or the officers too numerous. They’ll just end up giving us traffic tickets to justify all the taxes we’re paying to employ them anyway.*
*And, don’t be a dumb#ss and overdo the partying. There are plenty of conservatives in jail (or emptying their bank accounts) because of drunken driving charges. – Should have had a line of coke before you headed home from the bar… homie. And, you should have been more realistic than to vote that ultra-conservative, law-and-order d#ckhead into the Senate last time around.
Yeah, it’s like that. And then some. But, it’s mostly funny. – Read it.
Frank Weitz
[And, what the f#ck has that got to do with aliens, Indians, righteously ruthless rebels ……and kinky sex? -let alone Harvey Weinstein and/or Jewish people from states that swing?]
[How far out there are you?]
[Read it!]
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